He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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