You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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