you win again, gameday.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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