I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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