I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I will die if light touches me.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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