I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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