would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
