R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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