Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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