she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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