What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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