I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
this boner is exhausting
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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