i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Randomize
