that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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