the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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