is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I think I just sharted jello shots
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