Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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