Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Oh god it's open bar.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
