Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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