ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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