I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
