i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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