But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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