I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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