So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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