Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
we should paint friendship bongs
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