It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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