Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize