I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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