your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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