why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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