so explain again why im purple
no
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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