Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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