I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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