Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's shark week go big or go home
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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