theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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