i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
