I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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