I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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