HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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