But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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