If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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