i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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