So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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