I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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