ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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