Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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