chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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