But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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