If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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