I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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