I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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