I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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