Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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